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Gayle Beavil, MA, BEd, CAPP 🇨🇦's avatar

This is exactly on the money. Such a great read this morning!

Alexis Mera Damen's avatar

Haha. Thanks, Gayle! Glad you found it relatable!

Amy Cuevas Schroeder's avatar

Love it!

Alexis Mera Damen's avatar

Thanks. I thought it was funny.

Arlene Hittle's avatar

You’re right about Platonic. So funny! And I really feel No. 11 😉

Alexis Mera Damen's avatar

I really love Seth Rogen and Rose Byrnes together so I also rewatched Bad Neighbors the other day, so good! Have you seen it? And ugh #11. So unfair! Hehe.

Arlene Hittle's avatar

Is that the one with Zac Efron?

Rachel Fox's avatar

That’s my Big Birthday plans sorted! 💕💕

Alexis Mera Damen's avatar

haha perfection! i highly recommend it. xxx

MaryBeth Lathrop's avatar

And I sped through this stage of life a while ago. I won't frighten you with any stories of what's happened since.

Alexis Mera Damen's avatar

lol. Ooo the suspense!!!

MaryBeth Lathrop's avatar

🤣😂😅

Marci Cornett's avatar

Yep, several of these are relatable. I also find my pre-bed routine is getting longer as more and more body parts are turning dry as a desert throughout the day and each seems to require its own specific moisturizer to keep from splitting open during the night.

Alexis Mera Damen's avatar

Haha. That’s a great addition! Even my tooth brushing routine has gotten longer! Lol

Daniel Puzzo's avatar

Haha, very good, spot on!

Small differences: 1 and 7 - maybe it's a man thing, and maybe it's because I'm older, but I couldn't care less what I look like these days and will wear any old shit. Everything I own is fine even if it's unfashionable. I'm tired and lazy!

Number 6 - for sure, but I'm adding in red wine or scotch to go with that dark chocolate.

Alexis Mera Damen's avatar

Good point! I guess I care less about other people but want to look / feel good for me! It’s a woman thing! Haha. Red wine sounds good. 🍷

Lee Bacon's avatar

I can totally relate to #6. Cook a good meal, enjoy it with people I love. Sounds like a perfect Saturday. Except I follow it with 100 percent chocolate. I’m hardcore like that!

Alexis Mera Damen's avatar

Yessss. It’s the best! Oh 100% wow. I just bought a bar of 99% in Brussels. Excited to try it! 🍫 (I may never go back to the sweet stuff.) P.S. The fact that we’re discussing cacao % in our chocolate bars def signals middle age! Lol

Lindsey (is) Not Normal's avatar

Omg 1,2, and 5 for me, hardcore!

Lindsey (is) Not Normal's avatar

Pretty soon my morning routine will be longer than my workday!

Alexis Mera Damen's avatar

Hahahah That's the goal, right??? (To solve #2 hehe.)

Eva Lydon 🌿's avatar

Ha ha! Very good... and YES to all of them! 🤣🤣