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Geoff Campbell's avatar

Jeez...just say it

That shit is awful 🤪

Alexis Mera Damen's avatar

lol. That would prob be a lot easier! But less fun. Hehe.

Leslie Bulut's avatar

This is so funny. I find cologne and perfume to be overwhelming in general. A few years ago, my husband started wearing cologne regularly and I would beg him to only do one or two sprays.

He worked in an office and mostly wore it to work.

It became a funny joke between us.

I’m realizing how insane this sounds, but it made us laugh so I’ll share anyway.

I would kiss him goodbye before he sprayed the cologne. He kept it by the door so he sprayed it on right as he was leaving so I didn’t have to “experience” it much.

Ultimately, I think it’s best for Emma to have a kind and open conversation with her husband. If he really loves this cologne, she could suggest that he save it for occasions when he is not with her (e.g. work, going out with friends, etc).

Alexis Mera Damen's avatar

That’s really funny! Smart solution. Thanks for sharing.

Shelby Tutty, MHA's avatar

I dealt with this with my teenage son. He was using Axe body spray. I hid it and he forgot about it. I bet if you replace the bottle of cologne with another one he probably won't know the difference. I'm very scent sensitive so I've downright told my husband when I can't stand his scent. Ain't gonna live like that ... to quote comedian Nate Bargatze.

Great answers, Alexis! You're going to become the next Ask Auntie. I love this column and can't wait to see what other questions come in.

Alexis Mera Damen's avatar

Thanks, Shelby! I'm enjoying this column too! That's smart to hide your son's Axe body spray. I can't speak for Emma, of course, but if I hid my boyfriend's things, he might catch on! Of course, depends on what it is because there are so many things he just doesn't "see". LOL MEN. hehe

Denise Mills's avatar

Sniff the air and say "who sprayed fly spray?"

Alexis Mera Damen's avatar

Hahahah good one!

The Midst's avatar

Maybe say, "I've become more sensitive to scent lately and I'm finding your cologne to suddenly smell bad."

Alexis Mera Damen's avatar

That’s a very good and rational way to approach it. You are much better at giving advice than me. Lol

Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

Hehe. I’ve tossed old stained tshirts and hubby didn’t notice.

Alexis Mera Damen's avatar

Haha. Good to know!